Diet yoghurt that tastes like cheesecake? Really?
If it’s true that would be awesome! Cheesecakes are my most favourite of cakes: it would be great to go to the fridge and get that flavour on demand.
High expectations + high cynicism = very hard to please. Prepare to wow me, yoghurt.
It plop-pours from the container into the bowl, lava-liquid thick. I carry my bowl and spoon back to the board game.
Husband sets up his pieces and I take a good lick.
Seems like regular vanilla stuff, pretty boringWHOA.
Once properly on my tongue it suddenly explodes into a false sweet-wishing-for-tart chemical flavour. It’s so… false, so artificial sugar.
If this is what Yoplait thinks cheesecake tastes like they need to come and try some of mine: I would blow their minds.
After half the bowl the shock is gone and I can eat it without wincing. It’s become okay yoghurt. But it doesn’t live up to its name.
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Specifics: Yoplait Creamy Lite French Cheesecake, bought from Coles, Macquarie Fields
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I tried Forme’s Sticky Date Pudding. BIG MISTAKE. It was so gross *gag*gag*.
I forgot to add that it was a diet yoghurt.
I know! So disappointing!
I used to really like the no-fat yoghurt they had before they rebranded as Forme: I don’t know why they changed direction to go all out on the marketing and ditch the flavour. :p